Dirty old men chat
Just wait until you see the size of my......social security check. Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper. " Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet." My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
Did I tell you, I'm filthy rich and my mother is dead?
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
My war buddies over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinent! How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened. My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.